The Darkest Site in South Florida

For the past two days I had been watching the NOAA satellite images, paying particular attention to a large patch of clearness that was more or less heading in my direction. By sunset, it was obvious that although the hole in the clouds was large enough for good viewing, it was passing a bit too far to the South to uncover the skies at my favorite getaway spot. I carefully projected its course forward in time and I estimated that it would reach the southern part of Everglades National Park by 8PM. Since it is almost a two hour drive from home, I couldn't reach the park myself till almost 8:30. That sounded like a close enough match, and within minutes I was speeding South on the Turnpike.

While driving along in my convertible with the top down, I was dismayed to find that the clouds were getting thicker instead of thinner. By the time I had negotiated the final toll booth South of Miami, my dismay had turned to disappointment and found myself wondering what kind of a crazy quest I had embarked upon. But, being a quitter is not in my basic nature, so I pressed on into the night. My perseverance finally paid off, because the skies cleared beautifully just as I was passing the guardhouse at the northern entrance to the park. The ten dollar entry fee is small potatoes when you have clear dark skies above you. My final destination for the evening was Mahogany Hammock, but that was still more than a half hour away. Feeling a little alone, I stopped at several lesser sites along the way on the chance that I would meet up with another nighttime viewer. My search for another wayfaring astronomer proved to be in vain however, and I arrived at the Hammock at about 9:30, curiously a full hour later than I had originally expected.

Almost two years had slipped by since the last time I had been that far South with my scope, and I had forgotten just how dark it is down there. Part of it is an illusion, caused by the dark tar road and parking lot, the lush green grass, and the complete surround of forty foot trees. There is no exposed white sand or anything else light in color to focus your eyes on. Even the parking stops have been painted dark blue! The only place that I have ever been that feels darker to me is spelunking inside the caverns of Wind Cave in South Dakota. I stood there for several minutes, staring up at the sky in amazement like some mindless beast, all the while telling myself that I was admiring the view.

After a few minutes of dark adapting my eyes, I could clearly make out a large band of whiteness crossing the entire sky. I knew that the Winter Milky Way could not possibly be that bright, so I concluded that it must be a high-level diffuse cirrus patch, and I waited for it to drift off to the East, wondering aloud as to what could be lighting up a large cloud so nice and white when I was so far from civilization. A half hour later the cloud was still clearly in view. It had not drifted East as expected, and in fact it seemed to be moving West with the stars. Puzzled by this strange phenomenon, I went back to my car and dug out my trusty binoculars to get to the bottom of this deepening mystery. To my great surprise, there was no cloud to be seen, only stars. Lots and lots of stars! Feeling a bit foolish that I had just squandered a half an hour of precious viewing time, I put away the binoculars and quickly set up my scope.

I know they say that a bad night out with your telescope is better than a good night home with your television, but little did I know that tonight was going to put that tired old adage to the test. When I flicked the switch on the front of my LX200, both the declination and the RA motors started slewing at maximum speed to who knows where. Frantically pushing buttons on the hand controller produced no results, and I had to rush to turn the scope off before it crashed the tube into one of the mechanical stops. The fork arms were swinging past the power switch just as I reached for it, and I was startled with a sharp reminder of just out how soft the skin is on the back of my knuckles. After licking my wounds (literally), I unplugged and replugged all the coily cords. This fixed the declination drive, but the problem with the RA motor persisted. I have heard of "runaway" RA drives, but that kind of thing is only suppose to happen to other people, not to me. I remembered that I had recently cleaned and re-greased the RA gearbox, so I thought that just maybe a small amount of excess lubricant had found its way into the optical encoder system used to control the servo motor. The encoder wheel spins at motor speed, and I have read that full slew is over 14,000 RPM on these old LX200s. I reasoned that sufficient time at that speed should clean the encoder by centrifugal force, so I unlocked the clutch on the RA drive and let it run. After a couple of minutes, the motor began to slow down a bit. Meade's silly little cast plastic and stamped metal gears are so noisy that my ears make an adequate tachometer. The motor then abruptly stopped spinning altogether, and I now wondered if I had burnt the darned thing out. I turned the scope off and back on to reset the internal computer, and to my great pleasure it now responded properly to commands from the hand controller.

I would soon find that my problems were hardly over, in fact, they had just begun. While attempting to point the scope to true north (a task I jokingly refer to as "polarizing" the scope), I discovered that the spreader on the tripod was not tight against the legs. The central screw was as tight as I could crank it, and the legs themselves were not loose, so it had to be that some very hard foreign object had gotten itself lodged into the clamping mechanism between the tripod and the wedge (probably a small rock). To gain access to whatever was in there would require de-cabling and dismounting the scope, then unscrewing and removing the wedge. I would then have to fix the problem and reassemble the entire contraption. This seemed like far too much work for so late at night, so I instead tried to align the scope with a loose head. It turns out that my own head must had been just as loose as the tripod's head because accurate polar alignment proved to be impossible. After what must have been a full hour of frustration, I simply gave up and said that polar alignment isn't all that important anyhow, or something to that effect. I was, of course, wrong, dead wrong.

I installed both cameras and got things ready for imaging. I wanted to take a good long exposure of M65 because I have always been fascinated by how the central disk is misaligned with the outer dust lanes. The scope's GOTO system told me that it was on target, but the galaxy was nowhere in sight. I enabled the "high precision" mode, where the LX200 first slews to a nearby star for alignment and focus before proceeding to the designated object. That made things even worse, because there were so many stars visible in the dark skies that I couldn't even guess which one I was suppose to center in my field of view. The message on the hand controller simply said "Center Star #153". How the heck am I suppose to know which one is star #153??? This is completely insane!!! There must be two billion stars up there, and they all look the same to me! On nights like this, I really hate these dark sites where there are so many confusing stars in the sky.

Nothing that I tried resulted in anything other than further frustration. In my somewhat hasty setup procedure, I had forgotten to align the primary and secondary scopes, and I had forgotten to align the finder scope with anything. All I had left for pointing the scope was my ridiculous green laser, and it is nowhere near precise enough for imaging. On top of it all, dew was starting to settle in on me. I ultimately ended up replacing the camera with a boring old Nagler and simply looking at a few galaxies before I finally packed it in and went home. Some nights, it seems that nothing works out at all according to plan. Still, I did have a good time and I am glad that I took the chance to get out of the house and into the darkness.

Fred Lehman, March 22, 2003.




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